★ $CHONKO IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE IT IS A BIRD ◉ DIPUTYBIRD SPOTTED IN LOBBY ♥ 1 CHONKO = 1 CHONKO (approx.) ⚡ HE IS EATING AGAIN ☁ NEW HIGH: 3 NUGGETS ✿ APE IN OR BE APED ◍ HE LOOKS AT YOU FUNNY ❖ MOUSE CHICKEN LOAF SZN

CHONKO

a round chicken. a fat mouse. a loaf with goals. launched on pumpfun so you can finally buy a boat you don't need.
#PumpFun #VeryChonk #1InchTail #HeBlinks #MouseChickenCoin
BUY $CHONKO → FEED HIM 🍞 read the lore (it's bad)
i am bird. i am mouse. i am snack.
chonko
3 LEGS??
HE SEES
ONE TAIL
VERY SMOOTH

CHONKO broadcast 24/7

channel 3. the only channel. no remote. do not turn off.
live!!
CH. 3
↻ on loop
VHS
ON AIR
CHONKO TV
footage obtained at great personal cost. do not ask how. the bird is fine.
BUY CHONKO•FEED CHONKO•BECOME CHONKO• BUY CHONKO•FEED CHONKO•BECOME CHONKO• BUY CHONKO•FEED CHONKO•BECOME CHONKO•

the lore (do not question)

1

he was drawn

someone drew a round creature at 3:47 am. they went to bed. when they woke up it had a wallet.

2

is he bird or mouse

scientists say yes. also he has three legs. the third leg is the tail. the tail is the third leg.

3

the diet

CHONKO eats unsold liquidity, bread crusts, and the vibe of your ex. he does not eat veggies.

4

why pumpfun

because he heard the word pump and got excited. he thinks it is a kind of shoe.

✦ LAUNCHED ON PUMP.FUN ✦NOT A SECURITY JUST A LOAF✦ LAUNCHED ON PUMP.FUN ✦NOT A SECURITY JUST A LOAF ✦ LAUNCHED ON PUMP.FUN ✦NOT A SECURITY JUST A LOAF

feed the chonk

move your mouse. he follows. eat the pink things. avoid the black things. touch the bottom = lose a life. 30s.
SNACKS: 0
LIVES: 3
TIME: 30
RANK: chicken
BEST: 0
do not trust me•do not trust the chonk•the chonk does not trust you either• do not trust me•do not trust the chonk•the chonk does not trust you either•

chonk-anatomy

chonko anatomy
1. pink hat thing (governance)
2. small eye (liquidity)
3. tail-leg (team allocation)
4. pink foot (community)
SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
TAX
0%
TEAM
0%
LEGS
3
BLINK RATE
~1/hr
MOOD
YES
IQ
loaf
NETWORK
SOLANA

the road?map

Q?

PHASE 1

he exists. briefly.

Q??

PHASE 2

he blinks at 1000 holders.

Q!

PHASE 3

hat merch. only hat. no shirt.

Q?!

PHASE 4

CHONKO finds a second tail. maybe.

???

PHASE 5

boat.

generate your CHONKO prophecy

press the button. the bird decides your fate.

the bird is thinking…

frequent?ly asked

is this a real project? ▾
it is as real as the bird. the bird is drawn. so. you decide.
why does he have three legs ▾
the third one is structural. if you remove it he tips over. we tested it.
will it pump ▾
the bird says "yes" but he also says that about bread. do not trust the bird.
can i get rich ▾
spiritually, yes. financially, maybe. physically, no (this is a website).
where do i buy ▾
on pumpfun. scroll to the bottom. the bird left a contract address. or did he.
is CHONKO a chicken or a mouse ▾
he is a chouse. or a micken. both are legal in most countries.
psst. click the bird. a lot.